Puns

2 is the only even prime number

                           – which is why you might find the fact that it’s prime a bit odd at first. 

 

Who needs a degree in maths?

                           True mathematicians don’t need degrees – they need radians!

I love polynomials… to a certain degree.

 

(Talking to a friend about something great that her mum did)

‘Wow that’s such a MOMent!’

 

How do you make 7 even?

                           

I’m just drawing a graph

                             – I’m not plotting anything!

 

That’s why you need a friend who’s a pianist…

                             you’ll literally be in good hands!